Ce-i normal?

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Într-o lume normală:

1. Dan Diaconescu ar fi preşedintele României, iar OTV ar deveni partid (singurul).

2. Viorel Lis ar fi stripper, unduindu-se-n jurul bastonului.

3. Smartphone-urile ar avea porn app-uri în bloatware-ul standard şi ar fi interzise celor cu vârsta sub 18 ani.

4. Shaworma ar fi în meniul restaurantelor de fiţe.

5. Cine ar săpa groapa altuia, ar primi bani şi (eventual) o găină.

6. Manelele ar avea lyrics-uri corecte din punct de vedere gramatical, iar Guţă ar fi nominalizat la premiile MTV (categoria „Best Romanian Artist”).

7. Fuego s-ar lăsa de cântat şi ar vinde brazi („Împodobeşte mamă bradul...”).

8. Facebook n-ar exista.

9. Berea ar curge din orice robinet.

10. Cocalarii şi piţipoancele ar avea oraşul lor.

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Bancul de weekend

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Strula il vede pe Bula ca e arestat si-l intreaba:
- De ce te-au arestat?
- Pentru ca m-am uitat la Basescu!
- Pai toata lumea se uita la el.
- Poate se uita, dar nu prin luneta.

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George Doga - Electronic Journeys 008

George Doga - Progressive Trance Mix (1st Of September 2012) by George Doga on Mixcloud

Tracklist

1. Wezz Devall - We Are The Future (Original Mix)
2. Dinka Feat. Julie Thompson - Radiate (Helvetic Nerds Remix)
3. Mylo, Sulto, Jebu - In My Arms (Hardwell Mashup)
4. Super8, Tab - Fiesta (Tom Fall Remix)
5. Mark Knight feat. Skin - Nothing Matters (Marco V Edit)
6. Morgan Page, Andy Caldwell , Jonathan Mendelsohn - Where Did You Go (Tom Fall Remix)
7. Reflekt Feat. Kim Wilde - A Beautiful House (Antillas, Dankann Remix)
8. Dada Life - Feed The Dada (Original Mix)
9. Jaytech Feat. Steve Smith - Stranger (Kyau, Albert Remix)
10. Maor Levi Ft. Ashley Tomberlin - Chasin Love (Original Mix)
11. Solis, Sean Truby Feat. Fisher - Love Is The Answer (Yuri Kane Remix)
12. Ernesto, Bastian - Whos The Starter 2012 (Jonas Stenberg Remix)
13. Alexander Popov Feat. Kyler England - My World (Original Mix)
14. Suncatcher - Welcome Home (Ost, Meyer Remix)
15. Elles de Graaf - Tears From The Moon (Las Salinas Extended)
16. XB, Linnea Schossow - Be My All (Mark Sherry Remix)
17. Andrew Rayel - Coriolis (Original Mix)
18. 2Nd Phase - Dragonbomb (Original Mix)
19. Ronski Speed Feat. Ana - The Deep Devine (Gareth Emery Remix)
20. Andrew Rayel - Exponential (Original Mix)
21. Full Tilt Feat.Kat Norbergen - Letting Go (Jorn van Deynhoven Remix)

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George Doga - Progressive Trance Mix (25th Of August)

George Doga - Electronic Journeys 007 by George Doga on Mixcloud

Tracklist

1. Suspect 44 - Thoughts Uncovered (Original Mix)
2. ThreeSixty, Dirty Harris - Kaloua (Original Mix)
3. Topher Jones Feat. The Heroes Of Old - Brohammer (Ken Loi Remix)
4. Wezz Devall - We Are The Future (Original Mix)
5. Marco V - 10PM (Original Mix)
6. Jaytech Feat. Steve Smith - Stranger (Kyau, Albert Remix)
7. Stoneface, Terminal, Cathy Burton - Go The Distance (Club Mix)
8. Fisherman, Hawkins - Nightshift (Original Mix)
9. Alexander Popov Feat. Kyler England - My World (Original Mix)
10. Skytech - What's Wrong (Original Mix)
11. Beat Service - Mars (Original Mix)
12. Fast Distance - Ys (Original Mix)
13. Dennis Sheperd Feat. Molly Bancroft - Silence (Club Mix)
14. Susana, Dark Matters - Home (Mr. Pit Remix)
15. Fast Distance - Meteor (Original Mix)
16. Suncatcher - Welcome Home (Ost, Meyer Remix)
17. Ana Criado, Omnia - No One Home (Original Mix)
18. Dash Berlin Feat. Emma Hewitt - Like Spinning Plates (Alexander Popov Remix)
19. Paul Vinitsky, Marta Lay - Heaven (Emerge Remix)
20. 2Nd Phase - Dragonbomb (Original Mix)
21. Reorder - Every Other Day (Eximinds Remix)
22. Nick The Kid Pres. Kitchen Disko Feat. Anna Mcdonald - Ibizan Heat (Spaceshokker's Balearic Sundown Mix)

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George Doga - Progressive Trance Mix (18th Of August)

George Doga - Electronic Journeys 006 by George Doga on Mixcloud

Tracklist

1. Alesso feat. Matthew Koma - Years (Vocal Extended Mix)
2. Maor Levi, M.I.K.E. - Couleurs Du Soleil (Clubstage Mix)
3. Aerofeel5 - Feel the Spain (Andrea Bertolini Vanshock Remix)
4. Marco V - 10PM (Original Mix)
5. George Acosta - Hacker (Original Mix)
6. Matt Darey - Altitude (With Stan Kolev Feat. Poli Hubavenska)
7. Jed Harper, Dzeko, Torres - Diamond Rings (Michael Woods Edit)
8. Bobina - The Space Track (Original Mix)
9. Mike Sonar, Anthya - Anytime (Mike Sonar Remix)
10. Sean Tyas - Optimistik
11. Pulser Feat Molly Bancroft - In Deep (Pulser's Main Floor Remix)
12. Tenishia - As We Speak (Original Mix)
13. Aly & Fila, Jwaydan - Coming Home (Eximinds Remix)
14. Richard Durand - Sphere (Original Mix)
15. Tigran Oganezov - Rhyme (Roman Sokolovsky, Septima Remix)
16. Tritonal Feat. Jenry R - Something New (Rafael Frost Remix)
17. Mike Sonar - Wicked 7 (Original Mix)
18. Andy Moor - K Ta (Original Mix)
19. George Doga - Over The Edge (Original Mix)
20. Nick The Kid Pres. Kitchen Disko Feat. Anna Mcdonald - Ibizan Heat (Spaceshokker's Balearic Sundown Mix)
21. Dimension Feat. Jenry R - By Your Side (Matt Bukovski Remix)
22. Ellie Goulding - Hanging On (Sound Remedy Remix)

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